Desserts:
Bring Your Swet Tooth to These Sinful Spots
By Vanessa Garcia
For those days when you want to skip the protein and go straight
for dessert, here are some places that will satisfy your aching
sweet tooth. Ice-cream and chocolate frosting; tarts so delicate
they look like lace; blissful bon-bons and baked delights – it’s all sinfully
in reach and on the menu.

Let’s start with the classic Jaxson’s Ice Cream Parlour & Restaurant
in Dania Beach. Serving up much more than ice-cream, this place is a
tribute to days gone by. Although the restaurant has changed with the
times, it’s been around since 1959 and something of the old-school
parlour (check out the spelling) still remains strong here. American
memorabilia lines the walls and history simmers in the air (the
restaurant’s owners, the Udell family, always had a streak of rebellion
in them; ignoring laws in the sixties, for instance, that enforced racial
segregation). Today, the politics are not so turbulent, but the icecream’s
still bigger than life. You can order a “Hot Digitty Dog” ($8)
or one of “Monroe’s Wraps”($9-11), but if you know what’s good for
you, you’ll take General Manager, Jerry Smith’s advice, and order The
Kitchen Sink ($12.75 per person – for parties of 4 or more). It is served in
a contraption that resembles a sink. Each person in the group ordering
it chooses one flavor of ice cream.
The scoops are then capped with a strawberry topping, chocolate
syrup, marshmallow, cherry pineapple topping, whipped cream,
mixed nuts, bananas and cherries. Add to that a couple of lit sparklers
and the sound of an old fire engine siren as the Sink is delivered to
the table.

In line with the astronomical size of The Kitchen Sink, are Barton G
Restaurant’s desserts. A high-end paradise for foodies, Barton G’s on
Miami Beach has one of the most inventive and campy approaches to
desserts. Blending top-of-the-line flavor with over-the-top designs, it’s
hard to go wrong when ordering any part of your meal here – from
Sashimi Snow Cones ($18) for starters or Disco Grouper for your entrée
($32). But, when it comes to desserts, here are two carnival-inspired
desserts from the slew it has to choose from: Big Top Cotton Candy
($24) and Carnival Fun Cakes ($29). Big Top Cotton Candy is a towering
fluffy cloud of sugar mounted atop caramel and chocolate popcorn;
yogurt and chocolate pretzels. The funnel cakes include dipping
sauces, powdered sugar, and even a toy pistol to boot. And as if all
of this weren’t enough, Barton G has just recently introduced a new
location at The Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts called
Prelude.
For a more low key experience, try Coral Gables’ 50-seater Caffe Vialetto, a charming Italian fusion
dinner solution with a neighborhood feel. For
dessert, co-owner Ernie Fernandez recommends
The Funk and The Bomb. The Funk is Vialetto’s
signature dessert – a homemade version of
tiramisu, funked up. It is made of lady fingers
layered with mascarpone cheese, Heath bar
crunch, and served with a blueberry sauce ($9). The
Bomb is a homemade double layered chocolate
cake with Heath bar also served with blueberry
sauce ($9). Another popular treat is the homemade
cheesecake (Guava and Dulce de Leche -- $9).
Also in Coral Gables, Chocolate Fashion is located
in a cozy little nook on Andalusia Avenue. The
smell of fresh baked goods hits your nose right
when you enter. Here, you’ll find a slice of France
in Miami – lunch on warm croissant sandwiches
and fresh orange and mango juice. Then, end
your meal with its many chocolate, dessert, and
pastry choices. Bite into one of its tarts, danishes,
or brioches and you’re transported to Paris. Try
the Apricot Almond Tart ($3.65); assorted truffles
($1.35 ea); the Crème Brulee ($2.95); or the Mango
Mousse ($3.75).
On the trendier end of the dessert case, there’s
Ice Box Café off of Lincoln Road; Solo at The
Fontainebleau Hotel; and Phillipe.
At Ice Box Café, take the cake Oprah Winfrey
featured on the segment "Best Cake in America" – The Bomb (apparently, a popular name for
desserts). It’s a chocolate cake with cheesecake
brownie and chocolate mouse. Other favorites
include the carrot cake with cream cheese frosting,
the coconut buttercream cake, and the peanut
butter-Oreo ice cream cake (All slices run between
$6-$7).
Solo is a confectionary dream. Heaven dipped
in chocolate and coconut shavings, laced with
banana cream. Cases and cases of strawberry marshmallow, honey soft nougats, hazelnut milk,
chocolate biscotti, Cassis soft caramel, chocolate
pralines, chocolate cakes, macaroons, and truffles.
These chic pastries are available to eat in or takeout.
All of these pastries brought to you by the
grace of award-winning pastry chefs Jean-Marie
Auboine and Sylvain Bortolini (Pastries range in
price from about $3-$6).
Philippe is a sleek and chic restaurant brought
to you by renowned Chef Philippe Chow. Hailing
from Hong Kong and Hollywood, his delights have
finally reached Miami. The place is decorated with
red and white clean lines, and modern furnishing
and the desserts are just as sleek. In terms of
dessert, it’s best to take Pastry Chef Keith Freiman’s
advice and dip into the Red Velvet Cake ($14).